Adam's Covers by Willie Qwit and Betty Will
Adam Olson and Jenny Brighton moved to Chicago to take jobs working for Thaddeus Drake, the most influential conservative media mogul in the country. But Adam and Jenny quickly discovered that Drake was anything but conservative. Drake’s lust for bimbos with enormous breasts was surpassed only by his hate mongering and disdain for anyone other than Caucasian males. Drake decided to back O’Reilly in the Kirkwood, Missouri mayoral race. O’Reilly, a revolting little man that sexually harassed women every chance he got, was running against Zelda Finkley, a transsexual friend of Adam’s and Jenny’s. Drake decided to kill Zelda when it became obvious that O’Reilly was going to lose the election. Shortly after that Adam decided to kill Thaddeus Drake and steal his fortune. Adam’s Covers uses humor to highlight what can happen when those in positions of power are corrupted by their blind ambitions and illusions of grandeur. Adam's Covers is the sequel to Bennie's Brothers.
The Adventures of Couch Potato by Nigel G. Mitchell
Carl Potter was just a mild-mannered paper clip tester with an addiction to bad television until a freak accident involving a bolt of lightning and a cable box transformed him. Now he is Couch Potato, the Man of Starch. Read his bizarre and wacky adventures as he fights an invasion of alien furniture dedicated to devouring our world's supply of loose change, pens, and paper clips. Witness an epic battle between Couch Potato and a ruthless cult of Elvis impersonators out to destroy the hip-hop industry. Follow his struggle to stop an army of groundhogs from plunging our world into an eternal six months of winter. Couch Potato - he's fat, he's bald, and he's here to save the world. Added 11/5/09.
Ask Dr. Eldritch! Volume #1 Are Aliens Eating My Crackers? by Evan Nichols
The first collection of letters from Ask Dr. Eldritch, the world's best advice column for superheroes, mythical creatures and ordinary people in extraordinary situations! Even if you aren't evading an axe-wielding psychopath or learning to control your new superpowers, Ask Dr. Eldritch has thought-provoking advice to amuse anyone who has yelled at a movie screen when the characters descend unarmed into a murky basement. Added 11/8/09.
As The Crow Sits by Russel Truran
Twelve year old Lucy has a number of toy bears. During her family's summer holiday, her bears come alive and this can only mean one thing. Trouble. And from the top shelf of Lucy’s bedroom they are watched by an old and wise but very lonely ventriloquist crow called Chris. He prides himself on never interfering in the bears’ lives but will he be able to keep to that promise? Especially as the bears’ lives are in such a mess. With affairs, fights, lies, revelations and a wedding, things are certainly hotting up in Lucy’s bedroom!
Baby in a Microwave by Kid Mercury
Baby in a Microwave is about a man who wakes up with a baby in his microwave. It is rated R.
Bad Boys & Dream Girls by Tom Anstead
Kevin Dougherty has college life figured out—from nickel beer night to all-night parties to knowing just what to say to girls. Kevin even has a cedar chest way back in the quiet part of his brain where he keeps the most relevant information - pictures and videos of all the girls he’s met, sticky notes about when to meet Lauren for lunch and of course, his numerous rules for surviving college. Like rule # 6 - Never ask a girl to feed your ego. You're just setting yourself up for a letdown. But when his best friend Jack asks Kevin to help him land a date with the hottest girl on campus, Kevin is suddenly thrown off his game and finds his neatly packaged theories on college life unraveling right in front of him.
The Banana Skin Tango by Martin Pilcher
Melvin is a stressed out executive with a broken marriage, a fading career and a nicely developing drink habit. When he beds the local bar maid, he ignores the fact that her boyfriend is a psychotic bi-sexual gangster with half London's bent coppers in his pocket. When finally ensnared, both sexually and criminally, he is at last forced to confront his own dubious morality. Redemption occurs when he realises that if you want to stay alive, you must treat women with respect..
Beginner's Luke by Sol Luckman
Who would you be if you could be anyone? go anywhere? do anything? Well, you can! Luke Soloman will show you how. While titillating in the rambunctious tradition of Henry Miller and Jack Kerouac, this visionary debut equally impresses as a work of literary art. Luke’s signature obsessions with self, sex, satire and slapdash highlight a serious, and life-changing, point: consciousness creates. The point is there is a point to living in the imagination--for only through it can we reinvent ourselves and our world. “Beginner's Luke to a conventional novel is what an animated film is to a documentary. It is creative, imaginative, humorous and very distinctive” (Reader Views). To read, click on "Free Downloads" image.
Bennie's Brothers by Willie Qwit and Betty Will Bennie Street decided to help two battered women by exacting retribution against their abusers. Amy was running from Eugene Granger, who had punched her and pushed her down a flight of stairs. Monique was fleeing from Henry Morris, who had tried to rape her when she wouldn’t give him what he wanted. The crew stole Granger’s car, framed Morris for drug and firearms possession, and got Granger fired from his job. Ruining the life of Morris was a piece of cake, but Bennie’s retribution gig on Granger quickly turned into a nightmare. Granger was rich, belonged to a militia group, and was smart, obsessive, and unpredictable. In the end it all came down to what to do about Granger. Bennie figured there was a fine line between outright murder and a pre-emptive defensive kill. Making a mistake about Granger’s next moves would threaten the lives of the crew, as well as the women he had set out to help. Bennie’s Brothers is the sequel to Randy’s Rubbers.
The Candidate by Clint Skinner
This satire of the hard-boiled private investigator is about the murder of a political candidate running for the Georgia Senate.
Captain Omega Volume 1: Adventures Galore! by Scot Savage
The space spoof to end all space spoofs! In an alternate dimension, Captain Omega, the Ultimate Male, battles the forces of evil with the help of friends and allies. Roll your eyes in disgust as our hero faces off against the Squid Man of Galaxy IV; an insane genetically-perfected human; Galactor and his super-weapon; and a time-traveling Cyborg bent on revenge!
Captain Omega Volume 2: The Last of the Guardians by Scot Savage
Here it is! The sequel you've dreaded! Captain Omega in his first novel-length adventure! Omega and his new sidekick are invited to an Imperial Royal Wedding on the peaceful world of Taran. Taran has been protected by knights known as "Guardians" but now only one remains. The evil Baron Talon wants to rule or, failing that, destroy Taran. Can Omega save Taran or is he his own worst enemy?
Cheeseburgers in the Rose Room by Jonathan York
A satirical novel about two old ladies whose discovery while on a visit to their local museum turns America upside down. This is an all-American comic novel which makes perfect reading on any four-hour flight or on a dreary winter's evening. Added 10/22/09.
A Dancing Bear by David Free
What if getting the girl meant becoming a terrorist wet boy? On an unnamed university campus late in the 20th century, a young man named Fenton Bland joins a society of student Maoists in order to get near the girl he loves. But the girl turns out to belong to the chief Maoist - and HE turns out to harbor alarming aspirations in the field of revolutionary terror. And so Fenton, wearing a forcibly grown beard, finds himself propelled into a bizarre covert world of death lists, backyard bomb labs, untraceable handguns, and attempted wet jobs of wildly varying quality - a world in which he must choose between losing the girl forever or else participating, perhaps very soon, in a successful terrorist atrocity ...
Delusions of Gregory by Steve Syder
“She took the first sample bottle and squeezed a small quantity of beige cream on to her perfectly manicured forefinger, and proceeded to rub it in gentle circles into the front of my right hand. Handel’s “Messiah” rang out throughout the store “Halleluiah!”. After a while, she took the second bottle and squeezed a small quantity of pink cream out before massaging it into the front of my left hand. “Halleluiah! Halleluiah!”.” That was the nearest Greg parker had been to a sexual experience for about four years. Greg Parker is 41 years old, divorced, with a computer nerd job, and desperately searching for a meaningful relationship. He is hampered, however, by the fact that his reality is completely different from everyone else’s – he never misses an opportunity to delude himself! If you have ever been to a gym, ridden a mountain bike, raced a triathlon or been desperate for a relationship you will empathise with Greg Parker – even if you do try to deny it! Added 11/7/09.
Divided I Fall by Neil Coulton
If you had the opportunity to change your life, would you take it, even if it came with a price? Driven by an overwhelming desire to break free from his obsessive compulsive, fear fuelled world, Simon seeks help from Mr De’Sou, a mysterious life altering hypnotherapist. This initiates a journey of personal psychological discovery that unearths many unwanted secrets from the past that have created his destiny. Simon becomes a lost soul clinging onto a world between reality and fantasy. Can he maintain his fragile grip on reality?
Doggone by Erik Ryman
The Government has sold the country to a supermarket on eBay, only for the Civil Service to buy it back and launch their own benign dictatorship. Ten years on, it is all going horribly wrong. There are Hairshirts on every corner, the incompetent Leader and his transvestite first lady pole dance and the dogs are being systematically eradicated to deflect attention from the ruling Department's failure to achieve their promises. Doggone is a modern fable, a surreal and bizarre satire on a world of spin, greed, excess and the dangers of letting politicians rule unchecked. It is also very funny.
Finitude by Hamish MacDonald
A lighthearted climate change adventure story about an insurance salesman at the end of the world. After a 30-year rationing plan called “The Effort,” the prime minister declares Victory over the Climate Day. But depressed insurance salesman Jeremy Chutter has some inside information: it’s all hot air. The end is nigh, and he can’t wait. Then Jeremy's world gets turned upside-down… This book contains content that may not be suitable for young readers 17 and under.
Flyboy Action Figure Comes With Gasmask by Jim Munroe
Ryan, a shy, caffeine-addicted university student, can turn into a fly. Cassandra, a waitress at a greasy spoon, can make things disappear. They were made for each other . . . and to battle the forces of evil! Inspired by Sailor Moon, Flyboy and Ms. Place take on the villains who inhabit their world: cigarette barons, redneck tabloid newspapers, and the patriarchy.
A Foreign Education by Craig Alan Williamson
The University of Colorado has many valuable lessons to teach young British exchange student Ross Cooper. There is the art of unfastening bra straps using only a foreign accent, the politics of corrupting campus radio through obscene freestyle rapping, and sharing a jail cell without using the communal toilet. But when he finds himself falling for April – the all-American girl of his adolescent dreams – only to confront her smarmy hulk of a boyfriend, Ross faces his biggest education of all. It proves to be a master class in friendship and depravity, lust and restraint, rumour and honesty, and the hard-fought sport of love. (Webmaster's note: hilarious - highly recommended).
Fried Green Zombies by John A. Allen
Chett and Harry are two recently unemployed construction workers on their way to a weekend of beer, Southern Comfort, and frog gigging at their musty-rusted 1970's RV parked at their favorite hunting camp when they stumble on Bob, the mysterious, busty, burka-clad, non-English speaking beauty just standing in the middle of nowhere on the side of dusty Nine Mile Cutoff in rural Bovina, Mississippi. Then all hell breaks loose. Their favorite pond is missing. They're being chased by truck driving zombies, dirty cops, UFOs and other ne'er-do-wells. Someone stole Chett's jacked up Scottsdale four-by-four. Zombies are traipsing around their trailer, and crazy Uncle Crank is trying to feed them zombie chicken for dinner. Why is their pond missing, and why did the Dodge of Death spring from the muddy crater left in its center? Who is Bob and why is she so good with shotguns? What is the dirty county sheriff hiding? And will Chett and Harry ever make it out alive? To read, click on link under novel cover on author's page.
Gone With the Trash by Patrick Lussier and Brad Rines
The Interstellar Detritus Reclamation Company is losing garbage scows at an alarming rate. Meanwhile, a ruthless terrorist organization is wreaking havoc across the galaxy, and the InterGalactic United Military is trying to identify the culprits. Gladius Slate, long-time Company operative and dedicated employee, stumbles upon a clue to the disappearing garbage vessels, and possibly a link to the terrorists. Conflicted by duty, honor and self-preservation, Slate is forced to press on in the face of uncertain odds. Is it possible for a pair of unwitting garbage men to save an entire galaxy?
The Great Phone Directory of the Earth and neighboring planets (Jupiter not included) by Gianluca Neri (Translated by Paola Corazza)
The Great Phone Directory of the Earth and neighboring planets (Jupiter not included) is a tribute to Douglas Adams and his Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It is also an experiment: the first book almost regularly updated on Facebook, chapter by chapter. Added 10/29/09.
The Halleluiah Chicken! by Thomas Cater
A power-hungry chicken with a messianic complex attempts to take over the world's leading religious communities by creating an army of genetically modified chickens and passing himself off as the second coming of the Christian messiah, Huevos Christos.
Hal Spacejock by Simon Haynes
A perennial loser, Hal Spacejock borrowed heavily to fund his intergalactic cargo business. His loyal customers evaporated after several highly publicised mishaps, and mounting bills have confined him to planet Lamira, a mining colony with the vibrant, up-and-coming economy of a rubbish tip. Now the finance company is dispatching heavies to all points of the compass, desperate to track Hal down and extract money and/or vital organs. Meanwhile, on a nearby planet, a wealthy businessman needs a freelance cargo pilot for a suicidal cargo mission. Ideally, he wants a desperate, debt-ridden loser . . .
Hamsters! by Daniel Derrett
When a hamster is stolen, Billy Bones, lackadaisical part-time private detective and full time drinker, finds himself caught between MI5 and the CIA, but Billy just wants to get the hamster back. Hamsters! is a thrilling tale of intrigue and adventure, a delightful story of friendship, and a rather silly account of a lost hamster. Set entirely in the town of Bedford and mostly in the pub.
Hero Wanted by Dan McGirt
A rollicking fantasy romp that follows reluctant hero Jason Cosmo as he flees his home in Lower Hicksnittle, on the run from bounty hunters, demons, and the sinister Dark Magic Society. Aided by cynical wizard Mercury Boltblaster, Jason must dare the depths of the Incredibly Dark Forest — and even the Jaws of Death — to learn the shocking truth behind the price on his head.
House of Kidz by Colin Cohen
A picaresque coming of age novel set within a college fraternity.
How To Disappear Completely by David Bowick
Sitting at the top of a Ferris wheel overlooking the Boston skyline, Josh’s life takes an unexpected turn, and things will never be the same. Along with the many surprises on his life's new path, he'll come to take life advice from a family of ducks, get in a bloody war with a dog, lose his job over a spilled drink, wake up in the hospital, apply to work at an adult-themed novelty bakery, and find out that people often aren’t what they seem. When you're at the top of the world, there's nowhere to go but down.
How to Build a Career and Find Happiness During a Recession by Anonymous
A Tragi-Comic Novel of Unemployment, Underemployment, Wall Street, Main Street and other Matters that Seemed to Matter at the Time.
The Insolent Boy by John Stiles
Offered by Insomniac Press. What if Anne Shirley, the sweet heroine of Lucy Maud Montgomery's novels, was born in 1970 and decided to join a rock band? John Stiles's wonderful first novel answers these questions, in a manner of speaking. In the grand tradition of the Bible's prodigal son, Charles Dickens' Great Expectations and James Joyce's A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Stiles gives us The Insolent Boy.
A Little Local Difficulty by Geoff Bamber
As the Second World War draws to a conclusion, Marek Poljovka, Mayor of Krupka, is faced with a problem. Krupka, a sleepy market town, is nominally under the control of the Third Reich. So far Marek has managed to maintain cordial relations with the occupying forces. Now that the tide of war is so clearly turning, Marek does not want his cooperation with the Germans to be construed as collaboration, the consequences of which he would prefer not to think about. Marek's efforts to handle an increasingly tricky situation are hardly assisted by the colourful local population, ranging from curse-happy witches through dim-witted partisans to plainly insane river pirates. Can Marek cope? Can he keep his dignity? Can he avoid being tied to a lamp post and shot? And what about the women in his life - especially Elena? About that he is in no doubt at all. He would be safer tied to the lamp post.
Little Mr Poonlop's Seventh Holiday by J.D. Lowe
When Little Mr Poonlop decided it was time he had a holiday it all seemed so simple … But it wasn’t … First we had to decide how many holidays he’d been on before ~ and that was before he started looking at the brochures and visiting travel agents, which only confused him. Eventually, in a rather odd way, he got somewhere. Where? That would be telling. See if you can guess from this excerpt … On the river bank Mr. Poonlop could see many people walking along holding hands. A young man on a bridge showed Mr Poonlop a box of hands and asked him if he'd like to buy one to hold. Mr Poonlop said 'no, thank you.' He told me he thought that was a very sick joke, so I crossed it out. Not very helpful was it? You'll just have to read the book. (Webmaster's note: a sweet, whimsical story).
Looking For The Road To Wisdom by John Barrett Rose
Take a lad brought into the world, and some way up in it by female all-in wrestler Crazy Cat Carter. No schooling, no morals, no father, and then sent by Mum to retrieve her, uh, partner, from Morocco. Mum being in jail at that moment. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, hopefully picking up some learning along the way. Added 10/6/09.
The Lunatic Messiah by Simon Cutting
Joe Finch thinks he is leading a perfectly happy existence until the day he discovers that he isn't. After a violent seizure, he is diagnosed with a brain tumour and given five months to live. Unfortunately, with the new direction that his life has taken, five months may be far longer than he can stand. It isn't long before Joe begins to wonder; is he delusional, or is he the only one who's sane? And why would a duck need a raincoat?
The Me Clone by Gene Keyes
How would you like a clone of yourself? Mind, memory, ego, everything: a complete spare copy. Sounds like fun; but there might be complications as well.You are Donald North, 46; obscure part-time history prof. An old Harvard classmate, now a bio-tech celebrity, makes an offhand offer at a party to clone you double-quick. It’s a put-on, so you agree.Two weeks later, he introduces you to yourself. What do you say to the guy? How can you believe it? Where did he come from? We meet quite an odd couple in The Me Clone. Donald North learns more about himself than he wanted to know. But he also relearns some ancient truths about self itself.
Mom Letters by Jack Brackitt
Mom Letters is a comedy novel that reports on a Chicago family's life in one year. It's funny, but not insipid. OK, maybe it's three percent insipid. Anyway, it has a lot of details about life in Chicago -- what it's like to ride an L train, walk through the Loop, eat at hole-in-the-wall restaurants, etc. If you like Chicago and kids, you'll like Mom Letters. This book has been moved to Facebook after the demise of original host, Geocities.
My Inflatable Friend: The Confessions of Rollo Hemphill by Gerald Everett Jones
A car jockey at a luxury hotel in Beverly Hills, youthful hacker-turned-slacker Rollo Hemphill devises a screwball scheme for making his girlfriend jealous. Through a silly but magical ruse, our hero gets everything he's dreamed about -- a celebrity job as a drive-time shock-jock, a wardrobe from Armani, use of a luxurious Malibu beach house, and a shiny red sports car. What he can't possibly get is any sex at all -- or the one girl he really wants. She thinks he's a gigolo and a phony, but he can't tell her the truth or she'll know he's just a jerk whose only friend in the world is a life-sized sex toy. To get his genuine heart's desire, Rollo must admit to her that his prank was a mistake, undo its hurtful consequences, and make some sobering decisions about what's really important in life. Added 10/18/09.
No Regrets by Grace Jamieson
Four thirty-something couples with enviable lives go on holiday together. This light-hearted comedy of manners follows them as they do some of the things most of us do, as well as some things that most of us have never done. They are living the dream, but some of them have the night sweats and want to wake up.
Ohiowa by T. Alex Miller
At the Ohiowa Ranch in Colorado, terror victims gather for comfort while driving each other crazy. But they're being watched … This book contains content that may not be suitable for young readers 17 and under.
Our Lady of the Lowriders by Doug Lambeth
Our Lady of the Lowriders is a comic novel, a warped Catholic trip through the '60s and '70s with a pair of best buddies trying to make sense out of growing up in L.A. suburbia. As they fall in love with irresistible girls, battle old-school nuns, and dodge random acts of an apparently pissed-off God, Roger Donnelly and Jesse Montoya learn that the real miracles aren't always so obvious.
Playtime by John R. Morgan
It's Graham Beasly's first day at school. The teachers are lecherous drunkards, the pupils are backstabbing ingrates, the architecture is gothic horror, and the headmaster is a murderous psychotic, who is about to strike again. Graham is going to have a day he will never forget.
Portraits of an Imaginary Young Man by Sol Luckman
What happens when imagination shacks up with reality? The answer may shock you! Be a slacker with the unabashedly picaresque Luke Soloman in Book III of the Beginner's Luke Series for a debauched stint in the Funhouse, "an alternate universe,” in the Hero’s words, “that would make Lewis Carroll woozy.” “During Luke’s extended stay with Malcolm [in Portraits of an Imaginary Young Man], Soloman gains a wealth of knowledge and experience...His eyes are opened to an alternate way of viewing his own life, and his heart is opened to a better way of managing his own feelings. He even meets quite the interesting character at a Halloween party one night, who quickly reveals to him two astonishing truths about himself that change him forever.” —Apex Reviews. To read, click on "Free Downloads" image.
Randy's Rubbers by Willie Qwit and Betty Will
Randy Baker loves rubbers. His lifelong ambition is to be a rubber baron, the biggest name in the rubber game. Polite society calls them condoms, but to Randy they’ll always be rubbers. Pete Reynolds is Randy’s best friend and a genius that passes the CPA and Missouri Bar exams at age eighteen. Pete is equal parts egghead and bonehead, and believes nuns are actually mutant penguins and that it’s perfectly acceptable to crush and incinerate hobos. Randy illegally incorporates his rubber company at age 18 and implements business practices based on defrauding the government and bribing public officials. His senior management team is comprised of the crew, Randy’s lifelong criminal friends. Randy’s outrageous marketing strategies constantly draw the ire of conservatives, who also deplore the fact that Randy is gay and has a transsexual girlfriend. Randy’s Rubbers is the story of Randy, Pete, and the crew as they grow up and build one of the world's biggest rubber companies.
Rowena Gets a Life by S.D. Youngren
A continuing series of mostly-funny short stories about a young woman's life. Featuring problem parents, crazy coworkers, a few good friends, a very nice young man, and the occasional lemur. (Webmaster's note: these stories are great - and no, I didn't write them)
Rowena Gets Serious by S.D. Youngren
Volume II in the Rowena series - Reluctant to get married because of her mother's pressure, Rowena agrees to move in with Sammy, and finds that neither of the two is so easily put off.
Sedan by Phil Cosker
The omnibus edition of Sedan is set in England in the future after the big war that no-one won. There are no fossil fuels and the only means of transport is the Sedan Chair. The androgynous monarch - Ham is in a bit of a state. New Lablair have been in power for years but the SODS have got other ideas. This is an entertainment not a novel so enjoy!
Squirt by Tom Ley
The romantic comedy about computers, banking and shopping trolleys in the 1980s. Adventure! Excitement! Romance! Forms to fill in! Desmond, wholly inadequate but sincere, suffers the misfortune of falling in love; Miranda, wholly adequate but lacking confidence, suffers the misfortune of being fallen in love with; and William, wholly devoted to the art of shopping trolley management, suffers the misfortune of buying a water pistol. Will it end happily, or will there be tears before the close of business?
The Tale of the Shagging Monkeys - Trippin' by Anthony Bunko
Four life-long friends plan a break from the madness of their daily lives. But unknown to them, Madness is not only packed and sitting on the plane.. It is already tanked up on Tequila. Would any of them return home Sane? Remember that life's journey is 80% fact and 20% fiction... The good thing is no-one knows which bits are which! This is The Tale of the Shagging Monkeys. This hilarious adventure begins as our four passengers meticulously prepare for the trip of their lives. But from the very first step it all goes disastrously wrong with the unknown assistance of a mixture of wild and wonderful characters, a pinch of romance and a spoonful of skulduggery poured over the top.
The Toy Buddha by Sol Luckman
What would you do if the Buddha suddenly reappeared? What would you do if he suddenly didn’t? Luke’s imaginary Adventure soars to mock-epic proportions in this enlightening spoof of all things held sacred in American culture. WARNING: The Toy Buddha may cause vertigo, euphoria, lunatic laughter. May fundamentally alter you so the old rules no longer apply, so it’s okay if clothes become optional, okay to make love not war, okay to set fire to your country club, dig up your neighborhood golf course, plant an organic garden and build your new community one puff at a time … Book II of the Beginner's Luke Series. “An enriching sequel to Beginner's Luke” (Apex Reviews). To read, click on "Free Downloads"image.
Unconventional by Matt Springer
Ron, Marty, and Ham are three geeks desperately in search of love, meaning, and Leonard Nimoy's prosthetic ears. During their annual pilgrimage to the UnConvention, Chicagoland's number-one sci-fi con, they each face decisions that will affect the rest of their lives. Also, one of them gets laid. Twice. Whether you're a geek in good standing, a recovering genre fan, or just curious about the mating rituals of these strange creatures, you're sure to find something to laugh with (or laugh at) in the wild misadventures of the Trilogy. Their tale of wine, women, and Klingons will leave you snorting milk through your nose.
Voula by Harclubs Bartag
Follow Emmet on his journey from unemployed sponger to crack insurance consultant and, ultimately, team leader at the monolithic Star Insurance. Contains lots of sexually ambiguous characters and plenty of steamy kinky sex (well, implied steamy kinky sex). A comedy about love and life in the consumer age. Thankfully, Hesse is not around to comment Readded 10/30/09.
Warkin by Geddy Gibson
Jim Crayson pulls the work vest over his head. As his first shift begins at the backwoods convenience store he realizes things weren't supposed to turn out like this. Sick of teaching logic at Midwestern colleges, Jim had taken his chances at starting over in Northern Florida. But that was many months and many resumes ago. For now he just needs cash while he keeps looking for something permanent.Geddy Gibson's bleakly comic novel is an unflinching portrayal of the real prospects for many who attempt to change careers and pursue their dreams. Warkin takes an insightful and often witty look at being overeducated and underemployed.
